Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Don’t you just absolutely love this show?! Janice: (To Chandler) I bought you something. Chandler: Is it loaded? You can totally picture Chandler’s face when he says this! S1, E14.

Live, love, and laugh! Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What’s going on? Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel) Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?! Joey: Sorry. Wrong boobies. Hahahaha!Continue reading “April 2, 2020”

It’s April Fool’s everyone! Hope you had the chance to pull off some great pranks! Chandler: That’s patio furniture. Joey: So what? People are like gonna come in and think: “Uh-oh, I’m outside again”? Cracks me up every time 🙂 S1, E12.

Laughing, laughing … and more laughing! Chandler: (To his Mom) You kissed my best Ross! Or something to that effect. (Not in the same scene) Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paulo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora, um, Mrs. Mom, your Bing, was just being nice! These two withContinue reading “March 31, 2020”

This show is timeless! Ross: It’s been kinda quiet since Carol left, so… Monica: Why don’t you just get a roommate? Ross: Nah, I dunno … I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathet- (Realizes) … sorry, that’s, that’s “pathet”, which is Sanskrit for “really cool way to live”. I don’t thinkContinue reading “March 30, 2020”

Sometimes you really just need your friends! Chandler: Alright I’d like to propose a toast, a little toast here. Ding, ding! I know this isn’t exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned, but for me, this has been really great. You know, I think because it didn’t involve divorce or projectile vomiting.Continue reading “March 29, 2020”

Comedy rules! Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday? Chandler: Yes please. Shelley: Okay. He’s cute, he’s funny, he’s– Chandler: He’s a he? Shelley: Well yeah… Oh God. I just, I thought… Good, Shelley. I’m just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay, goodbye… (Back in the coffeehouse) Chandler: I just have toContinue reading “March 28, 2020”

No matter how many times you watch this show, it’ll still make you laugh! Ross: So you do know a little English? Paolo: Poco… a leetle. Ross: Do you know the word crapweasel? Paolo: No. Ross: That’s funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel! Ross is soooo jealous! S1, E7.

Gosh, I love this show. It makes me laugh every time! Chandler: She’s amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! Monica: Well, go over to her! She’s not with anyone. Chandler: Oh yeah, right. And what would my opening line be? “Excuse me. Blah ra-rgh la-rgh.” Rachel: Oh,Continue reading “March 26, 2020”

Laughter honestly is the best medicine. Monica: What’s the matter? Why so scrunchie? Rachel: It’s my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. Ross: That guy, he burns me up. Rachel: Yeah. Well, it’s a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh! It was horrible. He called me young lady. Chandler: Oh, IContinue reading “March 25, 2020”