Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Happy Easter Monday! Monica: (About Ross’s gift) I can’t believe he did this. Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? Rachel: What did you just say? Chandler: (Panicked) Ahem… um… Crystal duck. Rachel: No, no, no… the, um, the… “love” part? Chandler: (Stuttering incoherently) F-hah…Continue reading “April 13, 2020”

Happy Easter Sunday everyone! Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you! Susan: (Beaming) Thanks. Rachel: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these! Chandler: I know. I still am one of these. I must admit, Chandler … you kind of are 🙂 S1, E23.

I hope these quotes give you a laugh today! Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day? Phoebe: Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. Me. Phoebe: No, I didn’t tell anybody that I knew you. Chandler: Why not? Phoebe: Oh, because, youContinue reading “April 11, 2020”

I hope you guys are enjoying my content! Let me know down in the comments! Chandler: Joe… Joe… Joe… Stalin? Joey: Stalin! Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar. Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me! Joey: Joe Stalin. You know, that’s pretty good! Chandler: Hey, you know, you mightContinue reading “April 10, 2020”

Stay safe you guys! Monica: (Looking out the window) Oh, my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There’s some creep out there with a telescope! Ross: I can’t believe it! He’s looking right at us! Rachel: Oh, that is so sick. Chandler: I feel violated. And not in a good way. Phoebe: How can peopleContinue reading “April 9, 2020”

Keep the mood light with laughter! Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room! Rachel: Luisa? Oh, my God! Monica! It’s Luisa! Monica: The Luisa from home room! Rachel: Yes! Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you? Monica: No, none at all. S1, E19.

Hope you guys laugh when you see these! Rachel: How come you guys never play poker with us? Phoebe:Yeah is that some kind of guy thing? Like some sexist guy thing? Like it’s poker so only guys can play? Ross: No, women are welcome to play. Phoebe: So it’s like some kind of… it’s someContinue reading “April 7, 2020”

Comedy is the best thing that happened to TV! Rachel: You know what? Monica: What? Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?! Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?!! Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother. These two =) S1, E17.

I hope you enjoy these hilarious quotes! Joey: Hey, have you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive? Chandler: Only if you order stuff… Joey: I’m taking Ursula there, it’s her birthday. Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about Phoebe’s birthday? Joey: When’s that? Ross: Tonight! Joey: Oh, man… what are the oddsContinue reading “April 5, 2020”

Laughter is good for your health! Chandler: I just don’t want to be one of those guys who sits in his office until twelve o’clock at night worrying about the WENUS. Rachel: The WENUS? Chandler: Weekly estimated net usage system. It’s a processing term. Rachel: Oh, that WENUS. S1, E15.