Happy belated Earth Day! (It was yesterday, but I forgot 😉 )
Joey: My agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Phoebe: Oh, well, we have to celebrate! You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
Chandler: Yeah, we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
Hahahahah 🙂
S2, E10.
Absolutely hilarious!
Oh, Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God! You should see the size of his Christmas balls.
Phoebe =)
S2, E9.
I hope everyone is staying safe!
Phoebe: I… I cannot believe Ross even made this list. What a dinkus.
Joey: Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler’s idea.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: What?
Chandler: Oh good, I was hoping that would come up.
Monica: This was your idea?
Phoebe: What were you thinking?
Chandler: (Squirming) All right, let’s get some perspective here, okay? These things, they happen for a reason.
Monica: Yeah. You!
Chandler: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, okay? You believe in that karma crap, don’t you?
Phoebe: Yeah. By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.
S2, E8.
This episode is one of the best ones!!!
Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea?
Phoebe: Mm… hmm.
Joey: This man is my god!
S2, E7.
The One With The Dozen Lasagnas. The beginning of this episode is absolutely hilarious when they all just start singing the theme song of The Odd Couple together, at the same time. Quite a few things happen in this episode, with Paulo making a move on Phoebe, the sex of Ross’s baby being revealed, the big fuss around Joey and Chandler’s table breaking, and obviously, Monica having a dozen lasagnas to give out over the course of the episode.
A life lesson that can be taken from this episode is: trust the power of friendship to get you through tough situations in your life. One of the major plot lines of this episode is Paulo making a move on Phoebe, even though he is Rachel’s boyfriend at the time. Phoebe is giving him a massage, since that is her job, and he starts running his hands up her legs, which is extremely inappropriate. I just want to say that the scene where she tells everyone except for Rachel is done super well, and the reactions of everyone are so perfectly timed. It’s amazing. Anyway, back to the important stuff. Phoebe could have not told her friends because she wouldn’t want to be embarrassed or humiliated, but she did and it was definitely a good decision to tell them. They helped her resolve the problem and they supported her through the whole thing. I think that the entire situation would have been worse if Phoebe hadn’t told her friends what had happened, and the fact that she did was good for herself and for Rachel. Your friends are some of the people you should really trust the most in the world, and this episode shows that this is luckily true for Phoebe too. I believe that you should always be able to count on your friends to help you with tough things that happen in your life, and this episode of Friends demonstrates that very well!
Anything that includes kids, Chandler, and Joey all together is not going to end well!
Becky: So what are you guys out doing today?
Joey: Oh we’re not out. No, no. We’re just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight guy stuff.
Chandler: You done?
Joey: Yeah.
Robin: Oh, there’s our stop.
Joey: Get outta here. This is our stop too.
Becky: You guys live around here too?
Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the… uh… sidewalk.
Chandler: You know it?
When you take it too far… =)
S2, E6.
Friends gets into real issues too.
Phoebe: Wow, look at these prices.
Rachel: Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching.
Joey: What are these, like famous chickens?
Famous chickens… 🙂
S2, E5.
This show has the best comedy out there!
Monica: I can’t believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Phoebe: I’m sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you’d get really, like, judgmental and you would not approve.
Monica: Of course I wouldn’t approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
Ross: You see, and you thought she’d be judgmental.
S1, E4.
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Ross: You don’t believe in gravity?
Phoebe: Well, it’s not so much that, you know, like, I don’t believe in it, you know, it’s just … I don’t know, lately I get the feeling that I’m not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed!
(Knocking on the door)
Chandler: Uh oh. It’s Isaac Newton, and he’s pissed. Quick Pheebs, jump on the ceiling!
Love this one! 🙂
S2, E3.
I hope this gives you some laughs!
Joey: (About breast milk) Yeah, it’s kinda sweet, sort of like, uh…
Susan: Cantaloupe juice.
Joey: Exactly.
Ross: You’ve tasted it? You’ve tasted it.
Susan: Uh huh.
Ross: Oh, you’ve tasted it.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won’t stop being true.
S2, E2.
The Squinting Observer