Comedy is the best thing that happened to TV! Rachel: You know what? Monica: What? Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?! Rachel: You know what? Monica: What?!! Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother. These two =) S1, E17.
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April 5, 2020
I hope you enjoy these hilarious quotes! Joey: Hey, have you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive? Chandler: Only if you order stuff… Joey: I’m taking Ursula there, it’s her birthday. Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about Phoebe’s birthday? Joey: When’s that? Ross: Tonight! Joey: Oh, man… what are the oddsContinue reading “April 5, 2020”
April 4, 2020
Laughter is good for your health! Chandler: I just don’t want to be one of those guys who sits in his office until twelve o’clock at night worrying about the WENUS. Rachel: The WENUS? Chandler: Weekly estimated net usage system. It’s a processing term. Rachel: Oh, that WENUS. S1, E15.
April 3, 2020
Don’t you just absolutely love this show?! Janice: (To Chandler) I bought you something. Chandler: Is it loaded? You can totally picture Chandler’s face when he says this! S1, E14.
April 2, 2020
Live, love, and laugh! Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What’s going on? Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel) Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?! Joey: Sorry. Wrong boobies. Hahahaha!Continue reading “April 2, 2020”
Season 1, Episode 9
The One Where Underdog Gets Away. This is the first Thanksgiving episode in the series, and definitely one of the funniest because everything goes horribly wrong. The turkey burns because they get locked out of the apartment, Rachel tries to make it to her family skiing trip but misses her flight, Joey’s family won’t haveContinue reading “Season 1, Episode 9”
April 1, 2020
It’s April Fool’s everyone! Hope you had the chance to pull off some great pranks! Chandler: That’s patio furniture. Joey: So what? People are like gonna come in and think: “Uh-oh, I’m outside again”? Cracks me up every time 🙂 S1, E12.
Season 1, Episode 8
The One Where Nana Dies Twice. This episode manages to put a lighter and slightly more comedic spin on Ross and Monica’s grandmother passing away. But don’t worry, they are still sad. Also, Monica and her mom have a conversation about the relationship between mothers and daughters. Meanwhile, Chandler finds out that a lot ofContinue reading “Season 1, Episode 8”
March 31, 2020
Laughing, laughing … and more laughing! Chandler: (To his Mom) You kissed my best Ross! Or something to that effect. (Not in the same scene) Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paulo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora, um, Mrs. Mom, your Bing, was just being nice! These two withContinue reading “March 31, 2020”
March 30, 2020
This show is timeless! Ross: It’s been kinda quiet since Carol left, so… Monica: Why don’t you just get a roommate? Ross: Nah, I dunno … I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathet- (Realizes) … sorry, that’s, that’s “pathet”, which is Sanskrit for “really cool way to live”. I don’t thinkContinue reading “March 30, 2020”
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