Anything that includes kids, Chandler, and Joey all together is not going to end well!
Becky: So what are you guys out doing today?
Joey: Oh we’re not out. No, no. We’re just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight guy stuff.
Chandler: You done?
Joey: Yeah.
Robin: Oh, there’s our stop.
Joey: Get outta here. This is our stop too.
Becky: You guys live around here too?
Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the… uh… sidewalk.
Chandler: You know it?
When you take it too far… =)
Terry: Rachel, it’s not that your friend is bad, it’s … it’s that she’s so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye, into my brain, and swirl it around!
Rachel: Okay, so you’re not a fan…
Caroline: I think it’s great you guys are doing this.
Chandler: Well, we are great guys.
Caroline: You know, my brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt for three years. What agency did you two go through?
Ross: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I’m sorry I, I almost broke your hand.
Monica: That’s ok. I’m sorry I poisoned you.
Joey: (About flipping the coin) All right … ducks are heads, because ducks … have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
S2, E6.
The Squinting Observer 