This show has the best comedy out there!
Monica: I can’t believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Phoebe: I’m sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you’d get really, like, judgmental and you would not approve.
Monica: Of course I wouldn’t approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
Ross: You see, and you thought she’d be judgmental.
Duncan: Great. Uh, just tell her her husband stopped by.
Rachel: What?!
S1, E4.
The Squinting Observer 