Happy Easter Monday!
Monica: (About Ross’s gift) I can’t believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: (Panicked) Ahem… um… Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, no… the, um, the… “love” part?
Chandler: (Stuttering incoherently) F-hah… flennin…
Rachel: Oh… my God.
Chandler: (Rubbing his temples) Oh, no-no-no-no-no…
Joey: That’s good, just keep rubbing your head. That’ll turn back time.
Oh Chandler…
Joey: If I wanna get the money, I’m not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don’t think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
Chandler: Okay, is there a mute button on this woman?
Well, given that he’s desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn’t mind getting a cup of coffee or something. 
Monica: Oh, from who?
Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.
Chandler: Men are here!
Joey: We make fire! Cook meat!
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!
S1, E24.
The Squinting Observer 