I hope these quotes give you a laugh today!
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Phoebe: Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. Me.
Phoebe: No, I didn’t tell anybody that I knew you.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: Oh, because, you know… they don’t like you.
Chandler: What?!
Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
Chandler: No-ho. Who doesn’t they like me?
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh… no everyone.
S1, E22.
The Squinting Observer 