I hope you enjoy these hilarious quotes!
Joey: Hey, have you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
Chandler: Only if you order stuff…
Joey: I’m taking Ursula there, it’s her birthday.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about Phoebe’s birthday?
Joey: When’s that?
Ross: Tonight!
Joey: Oh, man… what are the odds of that happening?
Oh. My. God.
Joey: Pheebs, you think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna do that? Why?
It’s not just that she’s cute, okay?
It’s just that… She’s really, really cute.
I’m Ross Geller, and that’s, that’s my boy in there. And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch.
Susan is, um, Carol’s… mmm… Who’s next?
S1, E16.
The Squinting Observer 