Don’t you just absolutely love this show?!
Janice: (To Chandler) I bought you something.
Chandler: Is it loaded?
You can totally picture Chandler’s face when he says this!
Or we can chant and dance around naked,
you know, with sticks.
Wait, isn’t that pure… 
Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her… close, personal friend.
Kristin: You mean they’re lovers.
Maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years. 
S1, E14.
The Squinting Observer 