Live, love, and laugh!
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What’s going on?
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
Joey: Sorry. Wrong boobies.
Hahahaha!
I don’t care how old you are, as long as you’re under my roof you’re gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend. Now go to my room! 
Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along… 
Come on, I’ll show you to my room… That sounds so weird when it’s not followed by “No thanks, it’s late.” 
You’re right! I mean- you’re right! It wasn’t just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and- and the Weebles’ Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
S1, E13.
The Squinting Observer 