Comedy rules!
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes please.
Shelley: Okay. He’s cute, he’s funny, he’s–
Chandler: He’s a he?
Shelley: Well yeah… Oh God. I just, I thought… Good, Shelley. I’m just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay, goodbye…
(Back in the coffeehouse)
Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?
Rachel: (Exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that’s exactly what it is. It’s your hair.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
Homosexual hair…hahahahahahah!
S1, E8.
The Squinting Observer 