Gosh, I love this show. It makes me laugh every time!
Chandler: She’s amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She’s not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right. And what would my opening line be? “Excuse me. Blah ra-rgh la-rgh.”
Rachel: Oh, come on. She’s a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please. Could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
The joys of wonderful friends.
S1, E6.
The Squinting Observer 